Archive for January, 2009

Kids in church

January 29th, 2009 1 comment

So I am many days delayed on this, but I’ll still vent. You people who let your children bring their whole freaking toy box with them to church (and you know who you are), need to lay up off. Please, I beg you, consider the other people sitting around you. Case in point: a few [...]

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Here’s a little song I wrote…

January 16th, 2009 1 comment

…you might want to sing it note for note. Okay so there is a joke in there somewhere. Here is song I put together a while ago. I haven’t had time until now to put any polish on it. It is still a work in progress, but take a listen and tell me what you [...]

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All is calm, all is bright

January 4th, 2009 1 comment

18     (number of times I ran the dishwasher in the past 5 days) 11     (maximum number of people I had at any meal) 2       (pieces of new furniture I bought in the past week) 4       (pounds of meat that I turned into sausage & meatballs) 3.5    (pounds [...]

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The difference in males v. females

January 3rd, 2009 2 comments

why is it that when I have had too much to drink, I am somehow still capable of putting laundry in the washing machine, unloading the dishwasher, reloading the dishwasher, hand washing everything that didn’t fit in the dishwasher, wiping down the countertops, reorganizing the fridge, taking out the trash, moving laundry to the dryer, [...]

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