8) “Race Official — Do Not Pass”
7) “DLF > DNF >> DNS” Â (Dead Last Finish is Greater than Did Not Finish which Greatly Trumps Did Not Start)
6) “Who moved the finish line?”Â
5) “Pray for my brother in Iraq” – great way to get lots of folks praying and no longer thinking about their own pain
4) “Team Beat the Bus” - (if you didn’t maintain a 16 minute mile pace, Disney officials picked you up in a van and brought you to the finish)
3) “Who are we kidding? We’re here for the medals!”Â
2) “Why couldn’t Phillipides have died at mile 20?” – I didn’t see this one, but Brandon did, so it counts.
1) “Pinocchio told me this was a 10K” – I’m partial to this one because it’s my shirt! 🙂