Best typo ever

So, I’ve been absent from my blog for a while yet again. In my own defense, I couldn’t log into it because of my own technical ineptitude.

Nonetheless, this was worth waiting for. Anyone who reads this blog and/or knows me at all knows my very low tolerance for grammatical errors. I’ve been floored by several of these errors recently, but just came across what I will have to declare as my favorite typo ever.

I read a message this evening that stated: “Exercise the demons.”

That’s right, folks. Put your demons on a treadmill, ’cause those suckers are getting a little porky.

Make sure that they’re feeling the burn. It’s jazzercise time for Balthazar.

For the love of all that is holy, masses of humanity, STOP using the “big” words if you don’t know how to spell them.

Exercise does not equal exorcise.

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